Jan 17

Aug 29

Aug 25

Aug 22

Jul 17

kaysen (2 yr old): does he have a black nose?

• *as michael jackson comes on the tv*

Jul 15

“resentment kills a fool. and envy slays the simple.” — job 5:2

Jul 14

cody: sarah.. do u know whats creepy?

• me: alice?
• cody: NO. do u know those big fucking cans?
• mom: *looks at him like wth?*

Jun 22

*turning tv volume down*

• me: MOM STOP!
• mom: it seems so loud
• me: yeah because ur sons twice as loud
• cody: MOM CAN I BITCH SLAP HER?