January 2010
1 post
August 2009
5 posts
July 2009
3 posts
kaysen (2 yr old): does he have a black nose?
*as michael jackson comes on the tv*
“resentment kills a fool. and envy slays the simple.”
– job 5:2
cody: sarah.. do u know whats creepy?
me: alice?
cody: NO. do u know those big fucking cans?
mom: *looks at him like wth?*
June 2009
57 posts
*turning tv volume down*
me: MOM STOP!
mom: it seems so loud
me: yeah because ur sons twice as loud
cody: MOM CAN I BITCH SLAP HER?
relay for life:
mom: did u get the pic i sent u?
me: no....?
mom: brandons dressed like a woman.
me: why......? did dallas tell him to?
mom: DALLAS IS DRESSED AS A MAN.
“Fire and Ice
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice.
From what...”
– Robert Frost
“I think it’s funny you’ve been quiet for so long. When you’re quiet no one...”
– Bayside
tell me about ur 9 y.o gf
cody: she aint my gf anymore
me: did u call her?
cody: NO??
me: well she cant read ur mind so how do u know shes not ur gf anymore
cody: i sent her dad a text.
dirtylittlestylewhore:
my sister just said she wants to push LADY GAGA off a bridge, i take it shes not to big of a fan?
allen said she looks like a horses ass when she doesn’t wear make up……. but she looks like “a horses ass” even with make up on to me.
dirtylittlestylewhore:
haha, my sister just ask me what do i think lil wayne and oprahs baby would look like if they were to …… shes so random i swear! who thinks of stuff like that??
love it
I think All Time Low SUCKS.
caitiesailor:
The Party Scene was an okay album.
I didn’t know you could get so big from making the same songs over and over… I honestly can’t tell when the song has changed with them.
fall out boy did it. soooo i’m not surprised.
jersey rae is just a good song, you can’t even pretend you don’t love that. and i don’t even like cute is what we aim for...
"Don't live in the corner, be who you want to be"
caitiesailor:
The judges will judge in the class rooms and the court rooms if you keep giving them their say. I’ll be who I want to be. So think what you want of me.
If I was a hobo...
caitiesailor:
I’d stalk down nice sub divisions… and hide in a tree.. till a family comes back from grocery shopping.
then as they unload the groceries, wait till they go inside with some bags… run down grab some bags, and run away…
thats just what I would do.
i was telling allen if i was a hobo i would hide in the shed outside on our patio… cuz theyre really big.. and you...
“i love adderall.. i jus wanna be prescribed to it. i got so many complaints at...”
– allen
“bittersweet. youre gunna be the death of me. i dont want you. but i need you. i...”
“And it did not matter if he did not want me. i would never want anything but...”
– Bella ((new moon))
ive read all the harry potter books.
me: um no. you have not. k, then whats the first book?
allen: "hogwash"
me: yeeeeeah, do u mean HOGWARTS? the school they go to.. IN the book?
caitie, can we please do 2 and 5. thanks
Each fill a moleskine with pictures and quotes and words and magazine clippings and drawings and trade at the end of a month or so
Each fill a 70-page journal-notebook with your thoughts in letter format. Trade at the end of two or three months.
Make bracelets with each other out of beads and buttons. Have each bead/button symbolise something.
Take artsy photos with disposable or polaroid...
“You fit in. Maybe not here, but somewhere on this earth there’s a whole bunch of...”
– Unknown
my grandpa comes out of the bathroom to me and my...
cody: WERE MAKING BULLSHIT BREAD!!!!!!!!
“lights out.
punching your lights out.
punching your.
hello..”
– lovedrug
tell me about 'drag me to hell'
me: it's fucked up. this girl gets cursed and she kills her cat. and it's sad cuz it's a baby kitten. then at the end of the movie the old lady throws up the whole cat out of her mouth.
tyler: NOW THAT'S a shitty kitty.
cigarettes]]
paperdreamzzzhoneyy:
i do not blame the girl who thinks she’s too fat, i blame the skewed media that teaches her that size 7 is not thin enough. i do not blame the girl who has become an alcoholic, i blame the man who cheated on her, twice. i do not blame the girl who wants a nose reduction, i blame the children on the afternoon bus who call her pinocchio. i do not blame the girl who sleeps...
